Baptjizzm

When a man spreads his seminal fluid in a holistic manner.

Jamaal cleansed Pepito with his holy baptjizzm.

by DeadBoard February 22, 2008

Baptjize

The act of blessing another person, or other object, by bequething a healthy dose of man essence on the forehead.

Father Malone could no longer fight the urge to baptjize young Jonathon.

Yo! I totally baptjized that chick from the bar last night!

I hated seeing my daughter's baptjism on youtube!!

by samrock April 3, 2009

bapjizm

The act of baptising a girlfriend, wife, fuck buddy (daughter's?) breast or "baps" region with god's sticky nectar.

PATRICK:I say, did you hear that Tom Baker and Lalla Ward were married in the early 1980s?

SPONGEBOB: No. Bet she got a few bapjizm s off that ex monk ex Time Lord kick ass old dude, who's still on Little Britain.

PATRICK: Sphincter.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish July 25, 2009

Bapjizzm

Fill a cup up with your own jizz. Make a girl believe you are about to embrace in a kiss and when she closes her eyes, say "The power of christ compels you!" and splash it in her face

Jane and I were on our first date and one thing led to another and we ended up back in my room. I turned the lights off and got the cup out of my desk. She was already laying on the bed half naked and I walked over and told her to close her eyes. I then splashed it in her face and said "The power of christ compels you!" she says whats that I said Bapjizzm

by The Xcutuioner January 8, 2012