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Blowing air out of nose.

Used during texting to show the person that what they sent made you closed-mouth laugh while air came out of your nose.
“Hahahaha I baoon’d”
Baoon by Mkat February 11, 2019
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can of bacon 

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb
"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"
can of bacon by Bill Woods January 1, 2017
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baconeggandcheese 

A New York delicacy consisting of a roll, semi-scrambled egg, american cheese, and bacon. You can get this from the corner store or bodega. It is not a "bacon, egg, and cheese" it is one word. It is primarily served with an Arizona Ice Tea.
Friend 1: Hey you want anything from the corner store?
A New Yorker: Yeah, let me get a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: A what
A New Yorker: You know the roll, the egg, the bacon....a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: Oh iight bet. I'll get you an Arizona, too.
baconeggandcheese by Kat9275 July 4, 2017
Word of the Day on June 25, 2025
Those rainbow candy strips that look like bacon but gayer.
"Mm that's some good gay bacon"
Gay bacon by anonymoooooouse November 4, 2018

There's no bacon 

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"
Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues
There's no bacon by Andrew Brown September 27, 2005

Bacon Academy 

Bacon Academy is a great place to learn how to lie and get high, it is also a good place for bullshitting with Dennis(security guard) if your interested in enrollment for bacon academy, just know that you will get jumped for snitching
Bacon Academy, where the grades are low and the students are high
Bacon Academy by ThcTim October 16, 2021

Babongas 

Girl#1: hey did you see rebecca last night

Girl#2: yea! I heard angel motorboated her babongas
Babongas by Bigtittygothgirl86 August 6, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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