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Banond's are totally epic legends. You can't go wrong with a banond. A lot of people can't handle his legendary ways.
Person 1: Who's that totally epic legend over there?
Person 2: How do you not know? That's Banond the Legend.
Banond by EpicGamer666 March 13, 2019
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A complete legend. Probably plays the bassoon and sax. When he graduates high school all the lower class men will be very depressed. He is also too legendary to be accepted to be accepted tp UC Davis because that school is for losers
Banond: *graduates and goes to amazing college*

Everyone:*not surprised*
Banond by EpicGamer666 March 13, 2019
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banoodles 

Banoodles, a portmanteau of bananas and noodles.

Noodles made from banana flour.
"Banana life hack!!! Collect all the stringy bits and make a big plate of sweet, grainy banoodles!!"
banoodles by natalie portmanteaux January 15, 2023
abbreviation of someone running an anonymous band account.

It is also the name of the coolest community on twitter.

The banons have interacted with DCI, as well as several drum corps including: Jersey Surf, Carolina Crown, Blue Devils, and more.

There is also occasional drama on banon land, but many of the banons have made legitimate friendships through the community. Many people think of being a banon as being part of a family.
Being a banon is the best decision I've made! (Other than joining band, of course!)
banon by That Band Kid December 29, 2013

Banoodle 

That"s your asshole blowing out. Banoodle!
Banoodle by uhgoododoodod October 10, 2016

Brian Badonde 

Art Critic
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Culinary Guru

Stars in his own show along with others in the British comedy 'Facejacker'. Despite suffering an extreme case of 'burettes' he has made a name for himself in the art world and considers himself to be a brilliant artist.
1.

Brian Badonde: "I know a Warhol when I see it"

Man: "This isn't a Warhol"

2.

Brian Badonde: "My I be exucused for a second?"

Man: "Sure..."

(Brian walks off to the corner of the room)

Brian: "Buuuuuuuuuuuu! BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, buuuuuuur. BU! BU! BRU! BRUU! BU!. Buuuuu."

(Brian returns)

Man: "Are you ok?"

Brain: "Bu, I'm sorry, I have an extreme case of Burettes"

3.

Brian Badonde: Lets have a contest"

Art teacher: "Ok..."

Brian: "3 minutes to draw this still life in front of us, bree, bu, bun. BO!"

(After three minutes the drawings are revealed, after several attemptes to reveal his 'in style' which all go horribly wrong, he is shown to be the clear loser)

Brian: "I believe I have won, please leave your classroom"

Art teacher: "I don't think I will"
Brian Badonde by Facejacker May 5, 2010

banonkers 

A term used to describe a situation which is so utterly bizarre that it is both completely bananas and totally bonkers at the same time.
Dude, you texted me so many times my phone went banonkers!

They were eating babies and listening to Nickelback, it was so banonkers!
banonkers by zaruski May 27, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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