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banjo kazooie

the greatest game created for any system ever made i dont care what you say its better tha halo, COD megaman mario agmes ANYTHING
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banjo kazooie

When you're strumming on a banjo while your cousin hums on your genitals.
"After NASCAR even, cousin Debby gave me the ole banjo kazooie as a thanks for taking her"
banjo kazooie by DK Kaytan April 25, 2024

banjo-kazooie

A Nintendo 64 game in which Banjo & Kazooie, a bear and a bird respectively, must rescue Banjo's little sister Tootie from an evil witch named Gruntilda, whom wants to steal Tootie's beauty. AHYUCK AHYUCK
"liek omg!!1 i got another jigsaw puzle pice!1 yaaaayy!!!!!!!!!1"
banjo-kazooie by Nyanko February 5, 2004

banjo-kazooie

Rareware's bear and bird sent to rescue their sister from the evil witch Gruntilda Winkybunion
It's a bird, it's a bear, it's Banjo-Kazooie!
banjo-kazooie by Donkey Kong Song February 4, 2003

Banjo-kazooie

When you ejaculate on a womans back while she's sleeping and attach a midget to her back. Therefore forming a strong bond between the midget and her. Making her and the midget resemble the characters from the N64 game Banjo-Kazooie.
"She said she had a headache so I banjo-kazooied that hooker."
Banjo-kazooie by Boot Fooklar January 28, 2008

banjo-kazooie

When a lass is blowing you off like a kazoo and snaps your banjo
Have you heard about Scott, some big lass did a banjo-kazooie on him the other night.
banjo-kazooie by micky217 December 30, 2022

banjo-kazooie

A terribly shit game.
I may like Nintendo, but this game was a pile of mucus.
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