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Engaging in sexual acts while asleep. These acts can include masturbation, fondling, sexual intercourse and sexual assault or rape. Banditing can actually be used as a criminal defense in rape cases. Because, you know, those poor rapists, they need to be defended too.
There have also been reports of men injuring themselves while engaging in sadistic sexual acts in their sleep. As in, waking up with their balls missing because their sleeping self mistook the blender for the beaver.
The disorder is not limited to men however. So the next time your other half is groaning & thrusting in her sleep, watch out, because she might just rape you.
There have also been reports of men injuring themselves while engaging in sadistic sexual acts in their sleep. As in, waking up with their balls missing because their sleeping self mistook the blender for the beaver.
The disorder is not limited to men however. So the next time your other half is groaning & thrusting in her sleep, watch out, because she might just rape you.
Guy No.1: Dude, she was totally banditing lastnight, she fucked me in her sleep!
Guy No.2: Dude... you've been raped...
Guy No.1: ... ... ... dude...
Guy No.2: Dude... you've been raped...
Guy No.1: ... ... ... dude...
by omigodlucy April 12, 2010
Get the Banditing mug.You've gone from sitting at the bus stop looking at a Corona advertisement to sitting with the sun on your back, the sand between your toes, a warm breeze in your hair and a Corona in your hand ... Are you are the beach? No your in the mall at a bar that's been branditioned.
by Brandition February 4, 2014
Get the Brandition mug.Rich ran the local 5k road race, but he came across the finish line with no bib or chip, pissing off the race directors and officials because he was banditing. That is, he never officially registered and/or paid for participation in the road race. As such, even though Rich crossed the tape before any one else and won it, his performance was not recorded in the results.
by Yukagin April 12, 2010
Get the banditing mug.1. A short term relationship in which both partners simply bang. Usually short in duration and often formed at clubs.
2. A sex only relationship in which both partners aren't friends.
2. A sex only relationship in which both partners aren't friends.
Richard: So, are you and Masha going to be one of those "Friends with benefits"?
James: No, I think we're better off simply keeping it as a Banglationship.
James: No, I think we're better off simply keeping it as a Banglationship.
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