Brandism

The religion of Russell Brand or also known as the Russelligion. The genius on legs has FINALLY been awarded what he quite frankly should of had the day he was born HIS VERY OWN BEAUTIFUL RELIGION. citin'. Brandians are the name of his worshipers who take these nine brandmants very seriously.

1. When using everday words you must convert them into a Brand phrase.
eg. 'That is exciting' now simply becomes - 'Citin!!! Also ridiculous becomes ridicularse. etc.

2. Thou shall always buy the right kind of cat food.

3. Thou shall not miss Saturday night mass. (BBC radio 2 show)

4. One must always treat animals fairly.

5. No prisons, punishment is totally conducted by PIN PINing.

6. Thou shall always refer to the Booky Wook if ever in doubt

7. If bookywook is signed thou shall make a shrine to russell (and from time to time collect things he has touched to make a collection of holyness)

8. Hair must be massive at all times. Elnett hairspray shall always be used

9. One must always acknowledge the appearance of new boots.

If any of these brandments are broken and/or disused, one shall be punished by severe PIN PINING and squashing under some holy rootin' tootin' boots.

Viva la Russolution

When one is faced with such questions as -

"whats your religion?"
"what is god"
"what are your beleifs"

One must simply answer, "Im a brandian, Russell brand is my god, And my beleifs are in the Brandism Bible which states that the Russolution is coming, I can feel it in my hair"

by SohoAnn January 22, 2008

Brandism

The act of forming assumptions, expectations, or judgments about a product, service, or person based primarily on the stereotypes or reputation associated with a particular brand, rather than on direct evidence or experience.

“He refused to buy the phone because of brandism; he assumed anything from that company was unreliable.”

by The Thoughter March 15, 2026

Jonathan Brandis

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.

Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.

by CobainZeppelinFreak February 18, 2004

Jonathan Brandis

Jonathan was an amazing actor. The most beautiful human that ever walked on earth. Everyone loved him and cared for him. He was a gift from god.

Jonathan Brandis is perfect, no one can not love him.

by Jbabe1 April 24, 2021

brandise

Brandise is a sweet, caring girl. She is usually quiet and shy until she is with her best friends. She gets crazy and breaks out of her shell when with them.

"Brandise is so sweet. Why is she so quiet?"
"Quiet around everyone but her best friends. Be glad she's not talking your ear off."

by MeB December 5, 2014

Brandis

An amazing person with high sex appeal and a wide experience with the imagination, which includes geek qualities, althought the geekiness is made up for in bed.

Brandis has quite an amazing position.

by Sanie October 6, 2008

Bradism

Bradism- a verb , the action of pushing often blunt and concise statements out of ones mouth without thinking, often slanderous in nature or annoyed

Her bradism put everyone in a sour mood and they knew where she stood on her political position.

by Crazy3s January 10, 2017