Banaña

A banana you intend to eat tomorrow.

You : Hey man, mind if I eat that?

Me : I do mind, I'm gonna eat that banaña.

by IGSDann January 19, 2015

Banaña

An Asian person that acts white

Homer Simpson is a banaña

by Budd3rman3 November 13, 2017

Banana

Something people look up on UD when they're bored.

You know you're bored when you look up banana.

by nickel124 August 21, 2013

Banana

It's a God damn fruit u dumb motherfucker

I had a banana

by The sayain goku January 12, 2017

banana

A banana is a measurement of length. Its use became common around the early twenty-first century, and has continued to remain in common English ever since. The original banana was defined as a curved yellow fruit that was 17 centimeters long; due to the great famine and subsequent death of many species, one banana is now nearer to 14.5 centimeters. However, one ISO banana is still defined as 17 centimeters despite the unit commonly being described as 14.5 centimeters.

"Your son is now 9 bananas tall!"
"Let's hope he lives to be 12!"

"A miss is as good as 9466.738613880132 bananas." -- old proverb

"Dude's travelling at 2000 bananas per minute!"

by Matrixx January 11, 2014

Banana

A fruit that Queen wants Kris to get it.

Queen: Kris, get the banana. Get the banana Kris. GET THE BANANA! KRIS! GET IT! GET IT! GETTHEBANANA! GETTHEBANANA!

by The Walking Psychopath January 26, 2022

Banana

A racial slur for an Asian-American. Means yellow on the outside but white on the inside. Looks Asian but fails to embrace Asian culture, traditions, beliefs, and family lineage.

"Look at that Asian guy driving that Ford pickup truck."

"Fucking Banana. Surprised its not a Toyota or Honda."

by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023