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Balzak is a kind word to describe your friend. It is mostly used in the dutch language.
Me: 'Sup dude?
Justin Bieber: Fuck off, kanker balzak! I don't even know you.
Balzak by balzaklovrr February 9, 2021
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slang pronunciation of ball sack, or the scrotum, where your one, two, or three testicles tend to hang out, though usually in pairs of two.
I slapped her in the face with my balzak
balzak by D. Will July 13, 2003

laure balzak 

Laure heeft een echte balzak.
Flinn: Hey Robbe
Robbe: Laure balzak
Flinn: ...
Put simply.....The scrotal sack. Known as the scrotum, but NOT the taint.
Yo, I asked my girl to be rough so she kicked me right in the ballzak.
ballzak by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016
ballzak is a nickname for people who have the name Zak. Ballzaks usually think that they're strong, but in reality the can only bench bar. Ballzaks usually third wheel a lot and laugh at their own jokes.
Yo, ballzak just benched 20 pounds and he said that his pecs are "too big"
ballzak by BALLZAK July 3, 2015
when someone does something that is either really stupid or really amazing, also referring to the most amazing person ever

add paulsie, walsie, balzie, malsie, alsie, or big in front of balzano for more dramatic effect
1. Shot not get the phone. Fuck thats paulsie walsie balzano.
2. Dude did you see that shot? Yeah it was big balzano.
3. Mr. Balzano is the fucking man. Yeah i know.
Balzano by asdfasdfasgv March 22, 2008
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