Balzano

when someone does something that is either really stupid or really amazing, also referring to the most amazing person ever

add paulsie, walsie, balzie, malsie, alsie, or big in front of balzano for more dramatic effect

1. Shot not get the phone. Fuck thats paulsie walsie balzano.
2. Dude did you see that shot? Yeah it was big balzano.
3. Mr. Balzano is the fucking man. Yeah i know.

by asdfasdfasgv March 22, 2008

Balzano

The last name of a hot guy with big balls.

Did you see that guys balls. He is totally a Balzano!

by stephen.balzano.is.hot. March 6, 2022

Nick Balzano

my best friend/brother!!!!!!!
we have brother brother bracelets.
obviously the coolest most awesomest kid on the face of the earth.

You are such a Nick Balzano.
aka, you are so cool

by brother piper. February 20, 2009

ballanomics

The teaching of "ballin'" or being "ballin'"

I'm bout to teach you a lesson in ballanomics son!
Yo, I passed ballanomics with a 110 biatch!

by Ballanomics February 25, 2008

bazzano

A word used to describe a very attractive male. Able to pick one out of a large group. A sexy body, and very appealing.

WOAH! Look at that bazzano over there! He is soo hot.

by CoolestKidEver October 9, 2006

Balanoff

First name Will
A tall sadistic white boi possessing a pizza-like face and a penchant for disregarding women as human beings.

Will Balanoff is a misogynistic piece of shit and maybe this post will keep someone else from being screwed over by his pasty pimpled ass.

by veganbitch777 April 24, 2018

balanophagy

The practice of eating acorns.

Oak acorns are a labor-intensive crop, which accounts for the decline in balanophagy today.

by JuliusN May 23, 2014