noun: The feeling of being stuck in a drunken state between sober and blackout drunk. Lasts for an undetermined amount of time, and it feels like you can't fully get to one state or the other without a total commitment.
"No matter how hard I tried last night, I couldn't get completely hammered. I was stuck in blurgatory all night!"
"Dude, you lack commitment and faith in getting wasted, that's why."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"