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Baltzis is a great personality who committed several war crimes in places like:
1.Bosnia
2.Iraq
3.Saudi Arabia
4.Nepal
5.Tibet
He is the successor of the great Papa Louie (AKA Big Papa).
As a former knight of the Papa Louie Table he now wanders throughout the realms of all the multiverse, with an unknown amount of chromosomes, on his journey to find and bring back the Real Frank (aka Filthy Frank, Papa Franku).
Baltzis as an idea is something like God. It cannot be described thoroughly.
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Baltzis by Baltzis November 20, 2021
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When a male's penis does not relate to the male's sexuality
So I was watching lesbian porn and my dick was just sitting there flaccid which doesn't make sense considering I'm straight but as soon as I pull open gay porn my dick became erect, do you think I have baltism?
Baltism by ForeignExchange September 21, 2018
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Christopher is so balthis when he drifts.
balthis by Kelseyb0305 May 18, 2008

Gilgit-Baltistan

Gilgit-Baltistan is the fifth (self-governing) territory of Pakistan and it covers about an area of 72971 sq. km and its estimated population is 11, 00, 000. Gilgit is the capital of Gilgit-Baltistan. There are seven districts inclusive in Gilgit-Baltistan region, are Gilgit (as district), Skardu, Ghizer, Ghanche, Astore, Hunza-Nagar and Diamer.Gilgit-Baltistan is the Northern Part of Pakistan and geographically its boundaries touch China, India and Russia and the Wahkhan Belt of Afghanistan.

The most beautiful places to visit in Gilgit-Baltistan are Naltar Valley, Shandur Plain, Fairy Meadows, Bagrote Meadows, Haramosh Pastures, Astore Valley, Deosai Meadows (Skardu), Rama Lake, Phunder Valley, Yasin Valley and the historical Kargah Valley, Deosai steppes (Astore), Shigar Valley, Satpara Lake, Shangrilla, Kachura.

The KKH is the main snaking highway which links China to Islamabad (the Capital of Pakistan).

The Gilgit-Baltistan region includes about 126 world's highest peaks, numbered glaciers and countless lakes. The most famous peaks are K-2, Rakaposhi Range, Bilchaar, Diran, Dubani, Gashabrum Range and Nangaparbat. Insofar as a snow-capped peak is an appendage of a giant glacier. The famous Glaciers of Gilgit-Baltistan are Baltoro, Biafo and Batura glacial regions.

Concisely, the area is filled with diverse natural beauty that attracts innumerable tourists each year.
Gilgit-Baltistan is known as the roof of the world as the vertical limits of the globe culminate at the pinnacles this region.
Gilgit-Baltistan by Kazmi May 16, 2010
A 6,5, nonchalant, lightskin, dreadhead, with a hellcat. And some would say a sigma.
Person 1: I want to be bantzis!
Person 2: same!
bantzis by Obama.be.like.dat June 5, 2024

Blatzism 

A philosophical concept that begins with the profound realization of humanity's insignificance and microscopic presence in the vast universe. This pivotal insight serves as the sole foundational catalyst for a deeper exploration of philosophy, space, evolution, metaphysics, consciousness, existentialism, the nature of reality, ethics, cosmology, epistemology, theology, and the human condition. Blatzism encourages individuals to achieve an intellectually enlightened and objectively true mindset by recognizing our humble place in the cosmos, allowing this profound awareness to guide personal growth and deeper philosophical inquiries. By understanding our insignificance, we can transcend social constructs and critically evaluate the role of religion, recognizing that many religious beliefs may be based on outdated or unsubstantiated claims. This realization can lead to a more rational and evidence based understanding of the world, freeing us from dogmatic thinking and enabling us to embrace a more open-minded and inquisitive approach to life. Additionally, Blatzism prompts us to scrutinize cultural norms and everyday practices, revealing that many aspects of culture are arbitrary and constructed. By recognizing culture as a construct, we can liberate ourselves from its constraints and pursue a more authentic and individualized existence.
1. "Blatzism encourages to recognize our smallness in the universe, leading to a deeper understanding of our existence."

2. "A Blatzist often ponders the vastness of space and our tiny place within it."

3. "Blatzian Insight reveals profound truths about humanity's place in the cosmos."
Blatzism by Ke V in January 3, 2025

Gilgit-Baltistan

A self-governing territory of Pakistan, which contains the most beautiful landscapes known to man. Indians cope and seethe when they realise this will forever be Pakistani.
Tourist 1: Wow! Gilgit-Baltistan is very beautiful and clean!

Tourist 2: Of course it is, we’re on the Pakistani side of the border, not the Indian.