TeaLovingRandian's definitions

Gaumutra

The national drink of India. It’s extremely taste and a civilised drink for incredible India, and is the reason why India is the most powerful superpower on earth.

Indian: com drank dis cow urin Saar it so tasty, it called gaumutra

Human being: what the fuck is that?

by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023

Gilgit

Gilgit is a beautiful place and is a town in Pakistan’s region.

Indians: REE GILGIT IS INDIAN NOT PAKASTANI REEEE

Humans: wtf is that thing?

by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023

26/11

A date where 9 Pakistani freedom fighters showed 166 Indians their place.

TV presenter: 26/11 was a great time, crying Indians make me laugh.

by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023

Gilgit-Baltistan

A self-governing territory of Pakistan, which contains the most beautiful landscapes known to man. Indians cope and seethe when they realise this will forever be Pakistani.

Tourist 1: Wow! Gilgit-Baltistan is very beautiful and clean!

Tourist 2: Of course it is, we’re on the Pakistani side of the border, not the Indian.

by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023

Hindu

A people where cows are worshipped and venerated, and hygiene and human etiquette is forbidden.

Todd: What the fuck? Why is that man smothering his face with cow shit?

Amanda: Shut the fuck up you racist, he’s a Hindu, respect their culture.

by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023

India

A country where it’s so safe that you will only be raped twice if you want to walk from place A to B.

Girl 1: I heard that India is a dangerous country for women, is that true?

Girl 2: Nah, I’ve been there and I’ve been molested only around 6 times.

by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023