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describes someone who is bald and salty at the same time
why are you being balty
Balty by Hamishbalty September 1, 2022
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When a girl has an ass that is so fine you want her to fart in your face and sharting is also acceptable.
That girl in the QC library is so hot I'd let her Hot Balty me.
Hot Balty by Lizet Belaustegui April 2, 2008

salty balty 

person: "i heard you been gettin fucked in the butt man what the fuck"

salty balty: "boy shut the fuck up wicho oily fat gorilla toes"

person: "alright damn, why you gotta be such a salty balty"
salty balty by pussydestoryer123 August 9, 2016

baltic tea 

Baltic Tea is a drink, a cocktail, mentioned in Victor Pelevin's book "Chapayev and Void". The cocktail is made of a glass of vodka and two teaspoons of cocaine.
Supposedly it was consumed by soviet navy soldiers resided in the ship Aurora, which was cruising the Baltic Sea. Therefore the cocktail is named Baltic Tea.
baltic tea by peivei September 19, 2010
A friendly way of saying the r-word like me and my 11 year old is a baltar who likes steal in like being a baltar
Baltar always will be baltar
Baltar by Kingofdick August 21, 2019

Double Baltic 

A term coined by YouTuber, Matpat and his friends, defined as, "anything worthless or disappointing"
Dang, that movie was really double baltic.

Their opinion is so double baltic.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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