Ballstate

Describing a situation or thing that is crazy (nuts)

"Yo did you go to that party last night?"

"Yeah that shit was ballstate there was a guy humping a fire hydrant and then a chick stabbed him! Last time I'm heading over there cause it was ballstate."

Ballstate by ElChapo585 December 29, 2023

ballsmatic 

ballsmatic, adj. describing an object/being that induces an automatic and uncontrollable physical reaction leading to arousal and sexual desire for the object/being

that girl's ass is ballsmatic!

i'm getting all ballsmatic just thinking about that body!

ballsmatic by aj & mel July 25, 2008

Balltote 

noun. A very small ballsack.

Your ballsack is really more of a tote. A balltote.

Balltote by Stilva September 20, 2010

ballstack

This occurs when a man is laying on his side with his legs closed and one of his testicles positions itself down and the other on top of it.

I get a ballstack when I lay down. Usually the right ball on top of the left ball. Ha ha... made you look! Now go wash your damn hand.

ballstack by JoeyBomm April 25, 2020

Balleater555 

The story of Balleater555

Who is Balleater555?

Balleater is a mysterious character who bites balls.

Why does Balleater555 bite balls?
When Balleater555 was young, he was only 3'0.
Bullies made fun of him, then one day Balleater555
bit the bullies balls off and ran away.

D ̗̻̖̲̮̥̖̺͙̿͊͛̊̃͝͝ͅO ̢̻̞̗̪̪͙̦̊͛ ̛͍̱̗͇̣͇͚̅̋̔̄̋̓͛̒̑͝N ̤͌͂Ǫ̴̢̥̱̘̦͍͓͍̝͉̟̪̔͐̑̀͛̄̂̕T ̨̨̝̬̬̣̺̣͖̗̠̜̰̜̞́̆̌́̀̓͑̋̓̋̈́͝ ̧̨͖̩̝̮͇͔͔̯̖̠͖͈̋̑̾͜S̴̫̜̏̓̃̅̾́̀̉̍P ̧̡̺̰̱̩̤̙̦̱̺̯̐̇̆̃̽̎̾͘̕̚͝ͅE ̢̛̦͉̹̺̱̼͔̣͉̖͒̾̂̈́À̶̡̧̡̗͇͈̲͇͖̞͇̗͉̓͒̂̔̿͒̽̓̿̈̇̿͘͠K ̡̡͈̭̫̝̪̲̦̗͍͈̒̀͌̀͋̕̚͘ ̢͖̜͔̳̝̩͚̟̘̼̜̺̀̊̀̒̓̓̉̔̉̏̕̚O̶̥͎̦͔̰̥̖͛͜F̵̡̠̱̘͈̎̈́̈̐̇̎̇̈́̑̐͂͝ ̶̡̡͔̞̮̘͓͖̒̂͝B̶̡̫̙̟̾̓̓̌͋͗A ̡̛̪̭̗̳̠̳̥̟̤̯͑̉̓̂̑́̀̾͆̄̕͜͝L̶̬̾̅̏̔L ̢̦̞̗͔̹̪͓̣̭͎͕̠̎͜͠E ̠͚̓̈̆̅̊̔̄̚ͅA ̝̱̤̱̪̝̦̦̩͎̤̪̑̍̒̉̽̀̾̇̈́̊̉̚͜͠T̶̛͖̥̘̤̦̞̳̝͔̍̎̉͐̓E ̟̟̥̉̍̏̀̑̄̐̾́͒̈R ̥̥͙͙̩̼͖͔̈́̒̊̄̓̆̈5̶̢̜͖͕̲̈͐̿̽͒̇͠5̴̪̩̼̙̻̒͊͆5 ̡̲̖͓̪͍̤̭̫̻̱̾̎̈́̔̾̓̓̚̕

Person1: Hey man, have you heard of Balleater555?

~BALL EATER IS SUMMONED~

I ̢̞̜̺̝͕͈̌̈́̎̀͜͝ ̞̩̱͖͎͇̣̯͇̼̈́̃̈̑̆̈͜W̴̛̯̯̆̾̈̽͗̍̌̎̒̆͘̚I̴͚̼͌̅̍̿͆̑̇̏̅̾L̶͍͍̜͚̥̥̞̜̦͓̰͔̭̈́͗̃͛̓̅̆͐̀͑́̓̂̄͝L̵̹̺̱͎͓͚͚̦̝̾̈́̐̔͐̈́̈́̀ ͚̥̩̝͓̭̭̜͖͕̰̮̇̔͐B̴̨̝͉̞̞̏͆̊͂́̅̉̍̿̄̍͒͘I ̧͖̟͎͙͓̬̜̝̞̩̭̈́́̌̎͌T ̨̧̯͕̣̩̞̲̠̪͕̏̔̆̒̈́̌̚͝E ̨̢̧̯͖̣͖̖͇̤̲͈͉̹̜̿̈́̔̈́̓̍̚ ̟̱̣̺͖͙̥̝͎͉̹́̏̎̈́͊͋͊͋͛̅̑͌̐͊̍Y̶͈͉̳̺̖̺͊̀Ǒ̴̢̰͚̭̹̖̥̎͘͝U ̡̠͉̠́́̔̈́̔̏̽̊͋̑͘͘͘R̴̹̞̼̩͎̲͑̓̎͐͌̽͒̽̐̏̎̊̈́͊͝ ̛̛̞̻͇̖͇̫̋̈́͂͋̍̄̐̔̒̓͐̕̕B ̛͎̦͕̼̜͔͌̔̋͊̇̓̀͛͂͒͗Ą̴͉̫͇̠̞̙͉̭͈͕͚̉̉̈́͑͜͜͝L̵̛̺̻̮̻͙̘͚̪̣̗̝̇̃̐̚ͅL ̨̝̘͓̹͙͎̮̦͚̎͑͐̀̐͌S ̛̫͓̬̻̺̼͙̠̣̠͒͂̐̐́͛͆̕͜͝

Balleater555 by XR Community June 19, 2021

ballspace 

The space needed for a mans balls so he can be comfortable while sitting.

"Dude move your ass over i need some fucking ballspace"

"Charlie fucking move i need ballspace"

ballspace by JonDam January 22, 2008

Ball State 

A large, underrated university in Indiana. Known for its frequent parties, nationally ranked academic programs, and terrible athletics.

Welcome to the only college cool enough to have an obscenity in its name: Ball State!

Ball State by Naptown January 11, 2009