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ballsheimer's

1. a mental condition wherein one forgets where his balls are, usually resulting in spineless actions and mannerisms.

2. in bowling, throwing several strikes continuously, and then suddenly losing your rhythm for no apparent reason, resulting often in one if not many poor throws.
1. "bro, jerry was saying how he was gonna tell his boss off for cutting his hours, but then he contracted ballsheimer's at the last minute and didn't say shit."

2. "i don't where my A game went, man, i think i got ballsheimer's."
ballsheimer's by xpnfx February 15, 2009

ballshrinkium 

Rare gaseous element, the inhalation of which can cause testicular shrinkage.
I'll bet Usher makes Justin Bieber take shots of pure ballshrinkium to delay his puberty!

Ballsheimers 

A condition afflicted by golfers who seem unable to see where anyone else’s ball has landed except their own. Typically, the afflicted individual is the cart driver.
Once again, Steve’s ballsheimers has kicked in. He has driven directly to his own ball after teeing off; bypassing his partner’s .
Ballsheimers by Bunnie M August 26, 2018

ballsheimers 

When a guy forgets everything he's ever learned in the past because of a girl.
bro why are you back with her again like she never hurt you before? you got a case of ballsheimers son.
ballsheimers by c0dii_ September 9, 2020

Ballthripler 

The feeling on the males scrotum when is lady folks bottom blows his balls a kiss during coitus.
My dear... Did you just give me a "BALLTHRIPLER" ... The veg are vibrating
Ballthripler by FOSSIL-FUELS January 30, 2021

ballshipping

When a man lies down naked in the missionary position and another individual or a group gets down on their knees and assumes the Islamic prayer position, mimicking the worshipping of the balls.
I invited the bros over the other day. We got faded and they gave me a ballshipping
ballshipping by trey anthony March 12, 2025