(abbrev. BMB) Condition suffered by voters in states where elections include an overabundance of confusing ballot measures. Often suffered after watching an endless barrage of equally confusing ads for and against said measures.
Guy #1: Dude. How are you going to vote on measure 30?
Guy #2: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! (as he runs out the room screaming and begins beating his head against the wall)
Guy #3: Dude. What's the matter with him?
Guy #1: BMB, dude. Ballot Measure Burnout.
A state of extreme physical or mental fatigue that results from having to fill out a ballot in which Tom Cotton is a candidate for the Senate again.
“Oh my god, is Tom Cotton on the ballot again? Can’t we come up with a better candidate in Arkansas than this joker? I get ballot exhaustion every time I see his name.”
An election in which there is only one real choice--even if it appears that more than one choice is offered--not necessarily restricted to the (old) Soviet Union.
There was no real choice--only one candidtate without a prisonrecord--just another Soviet ballot.
After you're done sleeping with a girl, you tell her you have to work early and leave. Only to come back between 3 and 4 am to sneak in and take a dump on her chest.
Man, Kimmie thought she won because I left, little did she know she would fall victim to the Pennsylvania Ballot Dump. I WIN!
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.