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balloonatic 

Someone who has a baloon fetish, the act of sexual relations involving a balloon, these including hugging and stroking the balloon as well as the act of the popping the balloon
Balloonatics enjoy videos of women who sit on balloons to pop them
balloonatic by Billistic March 19, 2005

balloonie 

1. A smalification of the word balloon

2. a furry/person into balloons, wishing he was one. often related to a sexual fetish for inflation and/or latex/rubbery stretch matterial
1. "such cute balloonies!"

2. "The balloonie started pumping himself up with air, growing bigger and bigger"
balloonie by Killy the Fox April 4, 2004

Balloobah 

A small, purplish creature that accompanies someone by sitting on his or her shoulder; can replace a parrot for those who don't like claws (they also don't annoy you to death by repeating what you say)
I am less lonely with my balloobah. When he's hungry, he tries to bite my ear off, which makes me feel wanted. I love him to death... -squeeze-
Balloobah by JoySauce January 15, 2010

Balloonatic 

A term used to describe a near obsessive fan of the band Muse. Term comes from the first song Muse recorded, Twin, which was originally titled Balloonatic.
My friend is a total Balloonatic.
Balloonatic by ThetaXX1 March 19, 2013

Balloonerd 

The act of being beaten into submission by a balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions.
"Dude, you just got Balloonerd by that balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions."
Balloonerd by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006

Ballooner 

A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.
Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.
Ballooner by Chad and Zak April 5, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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