Balllbags 

Balllbags; The best tribe on ARK: Xbox Official, a member of Balllbags must be over 400lbs, pay no attention to family/ loved ones. And must be in ARK: CNN News saying “1105 do suttin” more than 2 hours a day.

Balllbags: 1105 Do suttin

Balllbags by 165290826 January 19, 2021

ballbag snuggy

to give a man a wedgie using his own scrotum; reach between legs from behind and pull back and up.

Thinking that a towel snap in the locker room was the ultimate insult, the bully cried for momma when I gave him a ballbag snuggy

ballbag snuggy by LtMonkeyboy February 14, 2008

Ballbag Percussion 

The noise made giving a girl a hiding where ones balls slaps against their ass.

"I banged Shirley the other day and orchestrated Ballbag Percussion".

Ballbag Percussion by Big Dilney March 27, 2015

Ballbagian 

Ball-bag-ee-an
n.

The sac of skin that encloses the testicles, usually found below the penis, hanging between the legs of male species

Aka ballsackian

1) I have just washed my Ballbagian

2) That bloke is a total Ballbagian

3) It is cold my Ballbagian has shrunk

Ballbagian by Rob gas June 20, 2009

Ballbagged 

To be drunk off your tits.. So Drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).

Jim- Dude i was ballbagged last night.

Alan- I know ya, so was i.

Or

Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.

Alan- Ya, Me Too.

Ballbagged by MrTaiwo August 30, 2007

Ballbag Olympics 

Ballbag Olympics is a catch-all term given to any non-sexual game involving exposing one's ballbag.

This usually involves tugging one's ballbag out through the fly of one's trousers (just the scrotal skin or one or both testes) whilst in an environment not usually associated with ball sac exposure - ie. A pub, the Grand National, a car park in Runcorn, etc.

These "ball-games" include, but are not limited to:
* Ballbag golf - Basic golf, but the person with the worst score exposes their ballbag for the duration of the next hole
* Touch - A game usually played whilst under the influence of alcohol in pubs or nightclubs which involves getting one's ballbag out and "touching" it against an unsuspecting friend or, if you are feeling brave, stranger and having a third person take a photo. One point for each successful touch without the "touchee" noticing
* Background Ballbag - In which whenever you see someone about to take a photo, you whip out the old ballbag and get yourself in the background.

Carl: I feel like getting wrecked tonight Pagey, let's have a couple of schlagnogs before we go out

Pagey: Yeah, fuckin hell let's do it, let's get fuckin ballbag olympics on t'go an 'all!

Carl: I'm gonna get me old ballbag out and rest it on Jim's shoulder!

Pagey: I'm gonna rock down to electric avenue wi' me ballbag out you, daft nignog. I'm starting ballbag olympics early - take a look at this bastard!

Carl: Fuckin 'ell!

Ballbag Olympics by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010

Ballbaggery 

The act of being or acting like a ballbag. When a person acts stupidly or does something completely idiotic. Also when someone makes themselves look like an asshole or bell-end in public.

Friend One: "Oh look, Billy just told that girl he really fancies that she has a moustache."

Friend Two: "Yep, his ballbaggery knows no limits!"

Ballbaggery by El Noido February 23, 2011