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ballgrabbing weasel-fucker 

Something extremely funny once uttered by a drunk person. Might be an insult.
" You ballgrabbing weasel-fucker! "

ballgazing game 

A game based on ballgazing. To represent a ball, take your index finger and thumb and make a circle. Hold it below your waist. Now, get another person to look at it (not with physical force). If a person looks at it, you can punch the person twice. Resistance earns you another two per attempt. Usually punches are on the arm. Preferable among boys.
Person #1: "Hey, look down here."
Person #2 looks down.
Person #1: "Ballgazer! I get two hits."
Person #2: "What?"
Person #1: "It's the ballgazing game. Now hold out your arm."
Person #1 gives #2 two punches.

Ballglazing 

The act of coating your balls with a shiny substance.
Yesterday I did some ballglazing in order to...in order to...uhh.
Ballglazing by skyjuice December 30, 2008