Ballsoaker

Hot as shit, sweaty.

'Twas a real Ballsoaker today

by DDiddy October 24, 2007

Ballsackery

Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.

Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.

Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.

Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...

by jesta_ May 1, 2006

ballsacker

a person who sacks balls

Look at brian working in the park what a BALLSACKWER!

by Abe Carroll September 11, 2004

Ballcockery

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

Ballsmoater

Ballsmoating is the act of when someone is licking the mans testicles or taint while putting their nose in the mans butt. A ballsmoater is the person that is performing the act of ballsmoating.

a sexual act that was invented in 2010 when a man sat on a womans face placing his testicles on her mouth and anus on her nose, and the the act was given the name ballsmoating, the woman was the first person to be called a ballsmoater.

by buzzmuff July 18, 2010

Ballcooker

When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.

I can't have kids because my laptop was a real ballcooker.

by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

ballsackerman

your god, your savior, the creator of earth.

praise ballsackerman, they are our god.

by dick ballsack December 31, 2007