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ball washing

the act of lavishing undue praise on a guest by a sports talk show host during an interveiw.
The Loose Cannons had Kobe on today, and Mychal and Vick gave him a major ball washing.
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Ball washing

It is when you approach someone kindly then get aggressively abused on the backend.
Do you want the gap insurance for your car?

Hey bro, are you ball washing me?
Ball washing by Ytowngames November 20, 2022

ball-washing 

giving someone excessive flattery. Recently popularized by the Petros and Money show on Fox Sports Radio.
John Madden has been ball-washing Brett Favre for years.
ball-washing by dizzyHB May 15, 2010

ball-washing 

Originally used to refer to a cheater in the gentleman's sport of golf from the disingenuous act of picking up one's ball from the green in order to wash it then subtly replacing it closer to the cup. While meant as an extreme insult when people cared about such things, it has maintained its weight by now being used with obscene implications.
ball-washing by bpc May 16, 2005

ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.
That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.
ball washing bastard by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

eight ball in a washing machine 

Incredibly accurate and reliable.
The urban dictionary is about as reliable as an eight ball in a washing machine.

ballwashing

more intense/pitiful form of sucking up
Joe Says "Peter is sooo cool!"
Tom says "Stop ballwashing him!"
Matt says "Damn Ballwashers..."
ballwashing by Rodney King April 22, 2004
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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