ball-washing

giving someone excessive flattery. Recently popularized by the Petros and Money show on Fox Sports Radio.

John Madden has been ball-washing Brett Favre for years.

by dizzyHB May 15, 2010

ball-washing

Originally used to refer to a cheater in the gentleman's sport of golf from the disingenuous act of picking up one's ball from the green in order to wash it then subtly replacing it closer to the cup. While meant as an extreme insult when people cared about such things, it has maintained its weight by now being used with obscene implications.

That ball-washing bastard!

by bpc May 16, 2005

ball washing

the act of lavishing undue praise on a guest by a sports talk show host during an interveiw.

The Loose Cannons had Kobe on today, and Mychal and Vick gave him a major ball washing.

by Neil in Laguna Beach January 30, 2008

Ball washing

It is when you approach someone kindly then get aggressively abused on the backend.

Do you want the gap insurance for your car?

Hey bro, are you ball washing me?

by Ytowngames November 20, 2022

ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.

That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

eight ball in a washing machine

Incredibly accurate and reliable.

The urban dictionary is about as reliable as an eight ball in a washing machine.

by madcow3417 October 25, 2018

ballwashing

more intense/pitiful form of sucking up

Joe Says "Peter is sooo cool!"
Tom says "Stop ballwashing him!"
Matt says "Damn Ballwashers..."

by Rodney King April 22, 2004