Top definition
giving someone excessive flattery. Recently popularized by the Petros and Money show on Fox Sports Radio.
John Madden has been ball-washing Brett Favre for years.
by dizzyHB May 14, 2010
Get the merch
Get the ball-washing neck gaiter and mug.
Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Amazheimer's mug for your coworker Nathalie.
more intense/pitiful form of sucking up
Joe Says "Peter is sooo cool!"
Tom says "Stop ballwashing him!"
Matt says "Damn Ballwashers..."
by Rodney King April 22, 2004
Get the mug
Get a ballwashing mug for your friend Jerry.
the act of lavishing undue praise on a guest by a sports talk show host during an interveiw.
The Loose Cannons had Kobe on today, and Mychal and Vick gave him a major ball washing.
by Neil in Laguna Beach January 30, 2008
Get the mug
Get a ball washing mug for your daughter-in-law Zora.
Originally used to refer to a cheater in the gentleman's sport of golf from the disingenuous act of picking up one's ball from the green in order to wash it then subtly replacing it closer to the cup. While meant as an extreme insult when people cared about such things, it has maintained its weight by now being used with obscene implications.
That ball-washing bastard!
by bpc May 16, 2005
Get the mug
Get a ball-washing mug for your bunkmate Jerry.