giving someone excessive flattery. Recently popularized by the Petros and Money show on Fox Sports Radio.
John Madden has been ball-washing Brett Favre for years.
by dizzyHB May 14, 2010
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Originally used to refer to a cheater in the gentleman's sport of golf from the disingenuous act of picking up one's ball from the green in order to wash it then subtly replacing it closer to the cup. While meant as an extreme insult when people cared about such things, it has maintained its weight by now being used with obscene implications.
That ball-washing bastard!
by bpc May 16, 2005
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the act of lavishing undue praise on a guest by a sports talk show host during an interveiw.
The Loose Cannons had Kobe on today, and Mychal and Vick gave him a major ball washing.
by Neil in Laguna Beach January 31, 2008
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when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.
"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"
by jr December 12, 2004
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When a girl or guy lies with their head off the side of a bed/sofa. While erect you drop your scrotum into their mouth and they lather them up and then "motorboat" your testicles.
How was your night, oh it was great, got a bj and a ball wash.
by Redden May 6, 2011
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To kiss some ones ass, kind of like brown nosing... But specifically for men jocking another mans style or things he knows or things he has.
Tony is a major ball washer, all he does is brag to friends about my cars, my house and all the chics i have.
by Freddy Ortiz July 24, 2008
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-to attend to the needs of key leaders and/or high ranking individuals.
"Hey Sergeant Blue, the commander is having trouble with some checkpoints so we need to go out and ball wash for awhile"
by Shootin' moose February 19, 2010
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