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Ball to Balls Contact 

When you’re playing a sport that uses a ball and it hits your scrotum
Guy: Oh shit! The basketball just hit me right in the balls!
Guy 2: That’s Ball to Balls Contact right there!

I`m About To Ball This! 

Declaring to someone your immediate, forthcoming intention of correcting a situation that you find non-accommodating to your person. This can take the form of an overt physical act such as: slapping, shoving, kicking, reckless driving into the side of a Quick Mart, throwing molten Cheese Whiz, or an act of retribution such as filming someone using a toilet bowl, to be used as blackmail, etc. It can and is often preceded by an exclamation such as: "Bitch!", "Ass!", "Punk!", "Dude!", "Dawg!", "Whore!", etc.

Warning: it should not be used in certain situations, such as "Your Honor!, I`m about to ball this."
"Dude, Leroy just smashed into your car."

"Bitch, I`m about to ball this!"

An example of this phrase in use can be seen in the film Smokin`Aces (2006), as provided by the character "Warren."

Cock to ball ratio 

The size relation between your cock and balls.
England: Wow Australia you have an awesome cock to ball ratio!
Australia: Yeah, it's must be genetic cause my dad had a wicked CBR to.
Cock to ball ratio by comelamb February 3, 2012

mouth to ball

To describe a certain scenario or location as being off-key or slightly crazy.
"It looks pretty mouth to ball in there"
"The whole night was rather mouth to ball"
mouth to ball by Shaun The Sheep March 13, 2008

Ball Sack to the Ear 

Another saying for a bad situation like "this is bull shit"
"I just failed my test. Ball Sack to my ear"
Or "This is just a Ball sack to the ear situation"
Ball Sack to the Ear by Crack Rock September 9, 2009

Ball's to the wallet 

Well what more to say except a perfect way to blow your load in many possible ways all in the same evening much less. Short and sweet going all the way in everything you do in life.
I Gotta go ball's to the wallet in everything I do and just know the outcome will sometimes break the bank just as hard as your balls will administer to all.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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