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Ball squeeze 

The act of mercilessly squeezing a mans plump testicles. Can be done for fun, revenge, or pleasure. The male will be in excruciating pain during this. The person squeezing his balls on the other hand will probably badly enjoy it.
Jack was being rude so his friend grabbed his balls and ball squeezed them crushing the tender orbs in his hand while jack screamed and begged for mercy.
Ball squeeze by S_K_Y_E January 18, 2018
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Ball Squeeze 

If a seabee, who happens to be incredibly swoll, gets a barotrauma in his ear during surface supplied diving
Hey Ball squeeze, hurry up and finish the PMS you derpasaurus Rex.
Ball Squeeze by TrollHammerBro January 31, 2015

ball squeeze jeans 

jeans that are way to tight on your balls. Extremely aparent to.
canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants

space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts

canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
ball squeeze jeans by Space Turtle October 18, 2006

ball squeeze jeans 

jeans that are way to tight on your balls. The new jeans canibis casey bought from old navy.
canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants

space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts

canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"

ball squeezins 

Male ejaculatory fluid (sperm) It's name comes from a cross between the slang for testicals and lemon juice bulbs that you squeeze (lemon squeezins) Though it is NOT recommended that you squeeze your balls to produce squeezins, a much better way of achieving this end result is to have sex.
Joe chucked some ball squeezins all over Cindy after she gave him the best fellatio of his life.
ball squeezins by prevensjonsmiddel February 16, 2008

EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER 

that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER by weave August 22, 2003

ball-squeezy 

Threatening to a man's perceived sense of man-ness. May apply to any domain of his life: family, work, leisure, etc.
The day after Mark was promoted to supervisor, three of his colleagues walked off the job. That's gotta be a little bit ball-squeezy.
ball-squeezy by marie_margot November 13, 2011
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