Ball kicks
Ball kicks by Tyson Morgan April 13, 2022
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Ball-Kick Paradox
Explained from DC's Legends of Tomorrow Season 4, Episode 3 when John Constantine tried to Ball-Kick his father in 1977, Ball-kick Paradox is the rule of temporal travel where you can't Kick your ancestor's balls or do anything that will directly or indirectly remove your existence from the timeline as that would mean you won't exist in the future which will then mean you never averted your birth in the first place. This in effect restrains you from doing anything that would erase yourself and will be teleported into the last place you were in before you tried to do such thing
Guy 1: hey why did Constantine teleport is that his magic?
Guy 2: Nope, that's Ball-kick paradox. Instead of looping his existence back and forth the timeline just decided to prevent him from doing that
Guy 1: he tried to sterilize his dad to kill him? Extremely chaotic way to commit not alive lol
Guy 2: Nope, that's Ball-kick paradox. Instead of looping his existence back and forth the timeline just decided to prevent him from doing that
Guy 1: he tried to sterilize his dad to kill him? Extremely chaotic way to commit not alive lol
Ball-Kick Paradox by Dangerous Singularity November 8, 2020
Ball kick
A soccer move found in Norway, where a person kicks a ball with a foot. This move can be done with both feet and if the ball lands in the goal everybody yells JA!
Ball kick by Johninator March 21, 2013
Ball-Kickingly
"I am only a ball-kickingly 10 cents short to pay for my Dane Cook DVD"
"Ew. Dane Cook is ball-kickingly brutal"
"Ew. Dane Cook is ball-kickingly brutal"
Ball-Kickingly by delfnies March 25, 2010
National ball kicking day
National ball kicking day by LALALalasaikbish April 5, 2019
Ball Kicking Feet
A person who has feet that look like they were made to kick men’s balls. They’re hot enough that a man would willingly let you kick him in the nuts.
Jake: I’m really into ballbusting actually
Aydin: Oh yeah? Want me to try on you?
Jake: Idk…. do you have ball kicking feet?
Aydin: See for yourself *sends feet pic*
Jake: Oh fuck yeah those are some ball kicking feet! You can kick me in the balls anytime bro!
Aydin: Oh yeah? Want me to try on you?
Jake: Idk…. do you have ball kicking feet?
Aydin: See for yourself *sends feet pic*
Jake: Oh fuck yeah those are some ball kicking feet! You can kick me in the balls anytime bro!
Ball Kicking Feet by Bust More Balls June 10, 2024
kick ball month
in november all of the girls are allowed to kick as many balls as they want and they can’t do anything back
kick ball month by poggerspogchamp October 1, 2020
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