Ball Size 

The size of a man's balls.

Frankie, Matt and Jessie were at a sleepover.

"Hey Matt, what's your ball size?" Frankie asked.

"A..." Matt said, blushing.

Jessie was shocked, "My God boy, you're a child! Mine are H!"

"What?" Matt replied, "They look like Ds!"

"Most people are confused about ballsack sizes." said Jessie nonchalantly.

"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the ball size H!" said Frankie.

"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jessie.

"So, you might actually be a B!" said Frankie. Matt smiled.

Ball Size by sotruimmarelate2urlifeson March 28, 2015

Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm 

A monster and an abomination.

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008