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ball shifter 

A baseball player who adjusts their testicles constantly.
They cannot show Brian Dozer below the waist on tv because he is a ball shifter, and it is inappropriate to see on tv.

Bed Shitters Ball

When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck
“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”
Bed Shitters Ball by sal the salami February 22, 2021

Chronic Bullshitter 

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.
Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

Band 5 Bullshitter

An NHS Employee that tells lies.
That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter

Don't bullshit a bullshitter 

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.
So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."

Bullshittery 

The act of making false statements or claims.
Tv Infomercial:
"Lose 385 pounds in 3 days with this amazing workout and new pill! It takes your regular metabolism, and puts it on crack!"

Person:
"That is such bullshittery."
Bullshittery by electric172 August 28, 2005