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You got beaten up by a six year old girl? That's balingus, man!
balingus by Evil Timmy January 20, 2004
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Fondling someone balls and yell "PINGUS" and when he's about to ejaculate inside the partners mouth
Oh.....(blank) I think I'm gonna

BALINGUS!
Balingus by Gabuu October 15, 2017
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A derogatory name describing a person who acts childish or idiotic.
"Sup, Balingus."

"Damn, could you be any more of a Balingus?"
Balingus by Boo-D Chēkz July 29, 2024

Balungus 

When a ginormous pimple looking thing that resembles the shape of a balloon on your right ass cheek.
Ow my balungus popped.

Baningus 

A sketchy and somewhat unreliable friend of "Eddie Haskell" nature. A person whom says one thing in front of the face of a friend and a completely opposite thing about that friend behind their back. These types of "friends" have been known to steal money and personal property of so called "friends" and often become "butt hurt" when they feel they are left out of a special occasion.
Baningus: You know one but often become irritated when that person comes around.
Baningus by irritated guy July 23, 2009
Something that seems simple but that is actually complicated/Something that is simple but complicated.
This game is baingus!
Baingus by Kaingus sky March 18, 2021

badingus 

It’s another term for a calling a person or something, stupid, retarded, or mental.
You badingus is it really that hard for you to do that you had one job and you messed it up.
badingus by Lawayster August 8, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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