baldingus 

It's a bald doofus mother fucker with a mild case of ibs usually dates his friends mothers because hey why the fuck not you got me

Do be friends with that baldingus he will fuck your mom

baldingus by Rusty trombone January 22, 2017

Balungus 

When a ginormous pimple looking thing that resembles the shape of a balloon on your right ass cheek.

Ow my balungus popped.

Balungus by EvDevMattAidenHaveTheBalungus July 6, 2018

Baningus 

A sketchy and somewhat unreliable friend of "Eddie Haskell" nature. A person whom says one thing in front of the face of a friend and a completely opposite thing about that friend behind their back. These types of "friends" have been known to steal money and personal property of so called "friends" and often become "butt hurt" when they feel they are left out of a special occasion.

Baningus: You know one but often become irritated when that person comes around.

Baningus by irritated guy July 23, 2009

Baingus 

Something that seems simple but that is actually complicated/Something that is simple but complicated.

This game is baingus!

Baingus by Kaingus sky March 18, 2021

badingus 

It’s another term for a calling a person or something, stupid, retarded, or mental.

You badingus is it really that hard for you to do that you had one job and you messed it up.

badingus by Lawayster August 8, 2017

Bladangus

Bladangus has no meaning which is why it is the best word, it can mean whatever you want it to mean.

person 1: I'm going to the store do you want anything?
person 2: Yeah get me some bladangus.
person 1: What.
bladangus: bladangus.

Bladangus by JustSomeGuy125 April 9, 2020

balding 

The act of slowly losing hair from the head.

He is losing his hair, he is balding.

balding by 156298 July 15, 2014