baldingus
It's a bald doofus mother fucker with a mild case of ibs usually dates his friends mothers because hey why the fuck not you got me
baldingus by Rusty trombone January 22, 2017
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Balungus
When a ginormous pimple looking thing that resembles the shape of a balloon on your right ass cheek.
Balungus by EvDevMattAidenHaveTheBalungus July 6, 2018
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Baningus
A sketchy and somewhat unreliable friend of "Eddie Haskell" nature. A person whom says one thing in front of the face of a friend and a completely opposite thing about that friend behind their back. These types of "friends" have been known to steal money and personal property of so called "friends" and often become "butt hurt" when they feel they are left out of a special occasion.
Baningus by irritated guy July 23, 2009
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