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When you try so hard to find toilet paper you find everything BUT the toilet paper and show up late.
B: 'Bro they're two hours late - they said they were looking for toilet paper! What a Balice move...'
E: 'They found everything but! Instead, they found out what was outside the closet: a kettle; blankets; plates; forks; knives; a hippo; a hockey stick; a dangerous waterslide stood alongside anal cream; 3 policemen; a scarf; a beanie; a shot glass; the sanctity of my home and desk; stress; and B's eyebrows!'
Balice by BubbleButtBoyz July 19, 2023
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Balicki Syllabus 

A Syllabus that is created by balicki for the use of her history class that is utterly pointless and shitty. It is also used as a shrine for some students for her diet coke obsession
The balicki Syllabus is being fucking autistic again.

Have you been on the balicki Syllabus lately?
Balicki Syllabus by Abby'skylar August 23, 2018
Related Words
Balice Blice balidemaj balien baliey baline belice balcem balicious balick
dude that was so balickle
balickle by Bronxx21 October 9, 2008
an adjective to mean procrastinating

the noun form is balinity
i forgot to do my homework, i was being so baline last night
baline by ruisjdjwbdjabjdbdjsjka September 16, 2020
an adjective to mean procrastinating

the noun form is balinity
i forgot to do my homework, i was being so baline last night
baline by ruisjdjwbdjabjdbdjsjka September 16, 2020
Balie is a wonderful person and she is always caring and lovable. She is very sexy and fun. Even though she can be lazy, she will still do it eventually. She has the best body in the world.
Hey Balie, give me that body!
balie by Guilty conscience May 15, 2016
i forgot to do my homework, i was so baline
baline by anonymous September 16, 2020
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