Chris: Grandpa, what are you doing here?

Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?

Brian: What?

Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?

by Ballnets.net June 24, 2021

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Ballnets.net

A website where you buy nets to put on your balls to keep them from dunking in the toilet water.

Guy 1: Bro, where did you get your ballnet?

Guy 2: Got it at ballnets.net.

Guy 1: Thanks.

by Ballnets.net June 25, 2021

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baloney ring

A bung hole.

She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.

by chicago jones June 13, 2011

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blaine anderson

blaine anderson is a fictional character, who is in glee, played by none other than DARREN CRISS (who many people including myself simp for). he has an

amazing singing voice, and in my opinion one of the strongest out of the glee club.

blaine anderson has some of the best dance moves and is also iconic for his unconventional love for hair gel, his nickname “blaine warbler”, his hilarious dramatic lines and reactions throughout the show and much much more!

here’s an iconic blaine anderson quote to take away with you today:
“ladies and gentlemen, telling anyone what they can and cannot put into their hair is disgusting. it’s the first step towards tyranny my friends. next thing you know they’ll start burning books... and then they’ll probably start burning people too.”

person 1: i’m loving glee, i’m on season 5 already!

person 2: aaaaaaa yesss i finished it a month ago, blaine anderson is deeeeefinitely my favourite character

person 1: ohmygod same! i love blaine anderson he’s so funny!

by wowowowowoowwoowowowow March 15, 2021

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