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Baldi’s Basics 

Baldi’s Basics (Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, Baldi’s Basics Classic, or simply Baldi) is a game where your friend left his noteboos at school but he can’t get them because he’ll be late for eating pracitce. Professor Baldi loves giving you 3 question each every time you collect a notebook, but the 3 question in every notebook (except the 1st one) is intelligible and impossible to answer. Despite this, Baldi still gets mad at you and chases you around the school getting faster every notebook making it harder to get all the notebooks, reach all 4 exits, and escape the school.
Person 1: aye wanna play Baldi’s Basics?
Person 2: nah that game weird ash
Baldi’s Basics by omgwhatiswhy December 27, 2022
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baldi's basics 

A game deciding to suck the life out of you by combining the monotony of school with the frustration of rage games.
Joe: hey have you played baldi's basics?
Bob: Screw that.
baldi's basics by SmartsoEdi June 12, 2018

baldi's basics 

just a fucked up game to learn some shiet that doesnt help. u get sum maths but u succ at math so u fail than baldi mad af. baldi scares the shit outa u so u betta watch out.
Yo head baldi. No my head basics.

baldi's basicsed
baldi's basics by YoHeadBaldi May 24, 2018

Baldi's Basics 

wow did you go to Baldi's Basics?

Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture 

A favourite quote by many memers alike, and was originally stated by none other than The True Master himself. In a humorous joke regarding a supposed ‘World War 3’ (which can cause a lot of stress, you know), The True Master stated ‘Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture’. Since then, many memers quote this in a humorous fashion.

‘Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning’ was a game published on the 31st of March, 2018. The game was played by many YouTubers and began to get memed about. Even almost two years later, The True Master still enjoys meming on this game.
Person 1: All this talk around WWIII is kinda worrying me.
The True Master: What, Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture?
Person 1: *bursts out laughing* Brilliant!

Baldi's Basics Plus 

Baldi's Basics Plus is like the original game, but PLUS! The same cruddy edutainment horror type parody theme is back, but with hugely expanded gameplay features, including procedurally generated levels, field trip minigames, crazy random events, PLUS more characters, more items, and more chaos!.. In my opinion the game is actually nice.
Baldi's Basics Plus is a survival horror roguelite that parodies cheap 90's edutainment and never takes itself too seriously.
Baldi's Basics Plus by twizzyblozz January 19, 2021

Baldi's Basics Plus 

A Great 90s Inspired game, continued by the trending game no other then Baldi's Basics! This Is Baldi's Basics.. But.. PLUS! Made By, Basically Games AKA Mystman12.
Baldi's Basics Plus Is Fun! (I dont have any examples for this)
Baldi's Basics Plus by twizzyblozz January 19, 2021
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