omgwhatiswhy's definitions

bosom

it means tity

Ralsei: B... Bosom...?
Queen: It Means Tity
Susie: WE KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!!!

by omgwhatiswhy October 21, 2023

horse video

Something you shouldn’t watch
Why? Because a man has sex with a horse in it.

Hey wanna watch the horse video?
If it’s the one where he forgets his phone, no.

by omgwhatiswhy November 6, 2023

Headless horseman

Something that accidentally went free on November 15 2023

1: yoooo did you hear headless horseman was free?
2: really? I should have gotten it

by omgwhatiswhy November 17, 2023

taco muncher

racist way to say mexican

Mexican: Hi welcome to the restaurant!
person 1: SHUT UP TACO MUNCHER!
person 2: …

by omgwhatiswhy December 4, 2023

Baldi’s Basics

Baldi’s Basics (Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, Baldi’s Basics Classic, or simply Baldi) is a game where your friend left his noteboos at school but he can’t get them because he’ll be late for eating pracitce. Professor Baldi loves giving you 3 question each every time you collect a notebook, but the 3 question in every notebook (except the 1st one) is intelligible and impossible to answer. Despite this, Baldi still gets mad at you and chases you around the school getting faster every notebook making it harder to get all the notebooks, reach all 4 exits, and escape the school.

Person 1: aye wanna play Baldi’s Basics?
Person 2: nah that game weird ash

by omgwhatiswhy December 27, 2022

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

The fear of long words
who ever named this is a monster

Yo whenever I say a long word my friend gets scared what does he have?
Oh he has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
dawg wtf came up with that name
I don’t fucking know

by omgwhatiswhy May 6, 2023

Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)

Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf

by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023