BaldMed

You can see his bald head from outer space. He wishes all men were gay like him.

Wow look it's baldmed

by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022

balmed

To be drunk, pissed.

Fuck i'm balmed.
Man, he's balmed tonight.
Lets get balmed tonight cunts.

by homeless_bum____ August 18, 2009

baldredvelvet

a very cool and hot tiktoker who is red velvet cookie but bald.

Hey, have you seen baldredvelvet's new tiktok?
Fuck off.

by kickinthegut December 10, 2021

balded

the action of achieving the bald state of being. usually associated with shaving one’s hair, however one must also see the spiritual side of being balded to truly transform.

bitch i almost died that shit balded me

I laughed at this joke for 10 minutes straight, I literally was balded.

Giulia’s hair is falling out, lmao she’s gettin balded.

by baldedbabe1993 November 11, 2018

baldedfwend

This is used by Canadians gag.
They use it when you order something buddy.

Canadian: "Hey baldedfwend, can I get a chocolate milk and a thicc ass?"
Hoe: "tf get out of here you skank idk whatcha talkin' 'bout

by thiccdicclol February 12, 2017

BaldMexicanDad

A real good nigga. Fuck you Quazar.

Yo that nigga bmd is strong as fuck he's a BaldMexicanDad

by NiggaFartSex98 January 31, 2026

It balded

So much energy, it was that intense that their hair fell off.

He worked so so hard. It balded

by Thelxw April 26, 2024