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You can see his bald head from outer space. He wishes all men were gay like him.
Wow look it's baldmed
BaldMed by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022
Words you can keep
Fuck i'm balmed.
Man, he's balmed tonight.
Lets get balmed tonight cunts.
balmed by homeless_bum____ August 18, 2009

baldredvelvet 

a very cool and hot tiktoker who is red velvet cookie but bald.
Hey, have you seen baldredvelvet's new tiktok?
Fuck off.
baldredvelvet by kickinthegut December 10, 2021
the action of achieving the bald state of being. usually associated with shaving one’s hair, however one must also see the spiritual side of being balded to truly transform.
bitch i almost died that shit balded me

I laughed at this joke for 10 minutes straight, I literally was balded.

Giulia’s hair is falling out, lmao she’s gettin balded.
balded by baldedbabe1993 November 11, 2018

baldedfwend

This is used by Canadians gag.
They use it when you order something buddy.
Canadian: "Hey baldedfwend, can I get a chocolate milk and a thicc ass?"
Hoe: "tf get out of here you skank idk whatcha talkin' 'bout
baldedfwend by thiccdicclol February 12, 2017

BaldMexicanDad

A real good nigga. Fuck you Quazar.
Yo that nigga bmd is strong as fuck he's a BaldMexicanDad
BaldMexicanDad by NiggaFartSex98 January 31, 2026

It balded 

So much energy, it was that intense that their hair fell off.
It balded by Thelxw April 26, 2024
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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