balded

the action of achieving the bald state of being. usually associated with shaving one’s hair, however one must also see the spiritual side of being balded to truly transform.

bitch i almost died that shit balded me

I laughed at this joke for 10 minutes straight, I literally was balded.

Giulia’s hair is falling out, lmao she’s gettin balded.

by baldedbabe1993 November 12, 2018

bald

When your face is so good looking it is taking over the rest of your head.

You're bald.

I know. My face is so good looking it's taking over the rest of my head.

by allholy1 December 12, 2007

Bald

Someone with no hair that likes the number 14

Badboyhalo is balled so people like Skeppy make fun of him by saying Baldboyhalo cause he has no hair

by baldboyhalopingspoofed14times June 27, 2019

balding

The act of slowly losing hair from the head.

He is losing his hair, he is balding.

by 156298 July 15, 2014

Bald

When someone is deciding to be disrespectful towards you.

“Yo, stop acting fucking bald!”
“That dude over there is bald as hell for what he did to you.”
“I don’t fuck with bald people.”

by Tyjah February 11, 2019

baldness

Baldness is when you have no hair and your head looks very much like an egg.

David- "Hey, that's an egg!"
Ron- "No, thats a guy who suffers from baldness!"

by Ordem July 1, 2015

bald

Clean shaven genitals.

Her pussy is bald and smooth.

by Ashley January 6, 2004