bake it 

To not excrete bowel movement even though the body signals the need to do so.

Hurry up and get out of that shitter. I'm bustin to go.
Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.

bake it by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008

bake it 

The act of a driver in an automobile farting, then turning the heater on full blast and locking the windows so the passengers can not open them. Thus, cooking the fart and forcing the passengers to suffer.

Oh my god, that smells like warm shit?
Hahahaha (evil laughter). "Bake it! Bake it! Bake it!"

bake it by GmoneyFlex January 12, 2007

bake it and take it 

To warm up marijuana and eat it without anythign else.

I don't have a pipe so i'll just bake it and take it.

He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.

bake it and take it by angrymofo1 February 7, 2006

stick that in your pie crust and bake it

Shut your pie hole -- your argument is mute!

Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.

Quincy: Did you know that the bell pepper you're chowin' down on, like a bloody HOG, is one of the highest pesticide vegetables on the planet?

Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!

stick that in your pie crust and bake it by Verle "The Dean" Merring March 10, 2009

half-bake it 

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)

After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.

half-bake it by Ereck Flowers December 18, 2010

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven by Laapwing May 19, 2024