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Bahooneys 

Noun.
Pronunciation: just like "bahoonies" (ba-HOO-nees).
Definition: A very important piece of male genitalia that consists of the scrotum, which holds and protects the inner testes. Also, the testes themselves.

Although pronounced the same way, bahooneys is not to be confused with bahoonies, which refers to a large set of female breasts (tits, gazongas, knockers).
Used as an euphemism for balls.

"Jeez! Ease up on that serve, bro! That last one nearly crushed my bahooneys!"

"Man, this party sucks big bahooneys!"

"You've had enough of that cock already. Now focus on the bahooneys!"

"By accident, Ricky rammed his bahooneys into a parking meter."
Bahooneys by NeverMindWhom August 13, 2008
Related Words

bahookey 

n. (Scottish) arse, bottom, bum, booty. Can be used safely in front of your maiden aunt.
Oooh ma bahookey is gowpin'.
bahookey by zeno February 25, 2004

Bahooty hole

A way to say asshole when around peeps who can't hear you swear
Karen: That bahooty hole didn't let me get my free yoga ball!!!
Daughter: Oh no, she's Karen-ing again
Son: Should we run again??
Bahooty hole by Haleyg610 November 9, 2019
You use it for when you need to fart but you want no one to hear it
Tom has to let a big one rip in his 4th period lecture but needs a distraction so he instinctively yell BABOOEY everyone turns towards him and he lets a big one rip without anyone knowing
babooey by itsruby October 18, 2020
That's bafooey!
Bafooey by Mahanxxx January 3, 2017

hooey balooey 

non-sense, something improbable or irrational.

aka: bull crap
man: did yo eat my cookie
kid: no... ( cookie crumbs on face)

man: that a bunch of hooey balooey
hooey balooey by bunches of b.s. August 23, 2009