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Bahooneys 

Noun.
Pronunciation: just like "bahoonies" (ba-HOO-nees).
Definition: A very important piece of male genitalia that consists of the scrotum, which holds and protects the inner testes. Also, the testes themselves.

Although pronounced the same way, bahooneys is not to be confused with bahoonies, which refers to a large set of female breasts (tits, gazongas, knockers).
Used as an euphemism for balls.

"Jeez! Ease up on that serve, bro! That last one nearly crushed my bahooneys!"

"Man, this party sucks big bahooneys!"

"You've had enough of that cock already. Now focus on the bahooneys!"

"By accident, Ricky rammed his bahooneys into a parking meter."
Bahooneys by NeverMindWhom August 13, 2008
Related Words
Someone or something that is or is acting crazy.
Wow.. Stop being so bahooey.
Bahooey by Expresser August 21, 2016
v.
slang- To have caught something by hook.
Usually referring to have caught a fish.
pl. bahooking
"I caught that fish bahooky."
bahooky by usprotector2 August 11, 2006

bahonkey 

means absolutely nothing.
used to annoy the crap outta teachers o_o
used in 8th grade by EVERY white jock person.
teacher: blah blah blah blah

white dude: -cough- bahonkey!
teacher: GTFO OUTTA MY CLASS!!!
bahonkey by oh yes im rad :D February 11, 2010

balookey 

a title given to someone who is awful at a particular subject
You're Fortnite balookey
balookey by NotRobo_ April 11, 2022
scots slang for a bottom, rear cheeks/bum
sit your bahooky down
bahooky by a bigyin September 3, 2023