Bags’d

When you’ve bags’d something it means you’ve claimed it.

Yeah, don’t worry I bags’d us a table.

by Wobblysausage September 30, 2023

d-bags

a bag of dicks. a group of people acting like dicks. a group of individuals composed of tools who behave like they are better than you

Yall guys are a bunch of d-bags

by silentwig January 22, 2009

Quixtar D-Bags

People who used to be "involved" with either Quixtar or Amway, and think that because they didn't have the balls to actually do any work, that it "is a scam".

And then they bad mouth the organization to justify their failure.

P.S- The rest of us IBO's ARE making fun of you!

"So have you ever Googled Quixtar?"

"Yeah it is just a bunch on Quixtar D-Bags whining about their failures, not worth my time."

by Driven May 1, 2008

D bags

Ugly fatass psychopath who loves guns, hacking me, and listening to the worst rap music known to man.

D bags loves lying about me and trying to get me to "unalive", while listening to Kodak Black

by Ù make me sick March 31, 2023

three trash bags struggle dusty

Typically black men who are consistently unemployed. They usually have multiple children by multiple women and refuse to pay child support, protect or provide from them. They tend to mooch off of other family members, playing video games all day, smoking marijuana or using other illegal substances. They sleep on an air mattress with bugs crawling on the ceiling and are content with being complete failures in the black community. They are usually high school drop outs and sell drugs late at night calling themselves "street pharmacists." They have an inferiority complex and blame white men for it. They are angry about it and too afraid to challenge the dominance of white men in society so they date white women as a way to compete with white men and/or make white men angry. They usually want to be supported by the women they date and refuse to get a job. They use white supremacy as an excuse for their "plight." They carry around three metaphorical trash bags: "dereliction, degeneracy and drama". They like to call themselves "kings" but have no kingdom. They enjoy being in prison to sleep with other men and are ecstatic to have three free meals per day. They have no goals, aspirations or plans to make their communities safer. They are comfortable taking on a feminine role in the black community and expect black women to carry the weight of the black community while at the same time chastise them for being too "masculine."

Tanya: "Tyrone still owes me $150,000 in back child support because he won't get a job to help me support his children."
Shondra: "Girl, you know he ain't nothing but a three trash bags struggle dusty. He doesn't want to work because he's too lazy."

by Jaja Dannevik October 20, 2021

Bags of Dick

When a bunch of your friends are pissing you off, you may wish to suggest that they consume bags of dick.

My friend Josh from Van City was being a grammar Nazi, suggesting that my poetry was not up to snuff. As a Master of the English language, I took his suggestion under advisement and promptly told him he should eat many bags of dick.

by 1truegugger January 20, 2015

Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

by curly b April 6, 2006