BallZapper

A 1" wide 1' diameter rubber band used at work for zapping fellow employees in the balls.

Brad got Kevin with the BallZapper, and he is pissed!

by LouDog1786 January 22, 2011

ballcupper

A man whose life is devoted to the comfort and pleasure of a higher ranking officer. He spends his free time hating on those who have a real job.

Pat Tanner is the brigade commander's ballcupper.

by Bitch Rat III October 8, 2008

Ballpapering

This is when your smartphone is hijacked (usually by a friend because you were stupid and didn't secure it with a passcode) and a picture of (usually their) genitals is used as the wallpaper, particularly the lock screen.

We are ballpapering johnny's phone with a picture of a big black penis found on google.

by boom_boom October 31, 2014

Baglapper

An imbecilic and lowdown ignorant fool.

I knew that the guy who sold my girlfriend that lemon at the used car dealer was a lousy baglapper.

by IchabodKrunk June 13, 2023