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An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.
My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.
baguetti by Baguetti August 20, 2020

Baggetting 

When an adult throws a temper tantrum so bad that even a 5-year-old child would shake their head in embarrassment.
I swear that guy was wining more than my toddler was the whole time. I've never seen a "grown man" baggetting that much before.
Baggetting by Kujroh January 24, 2013

baguettism 

The French Version of Imperialism (or Aka How Napoleon somehow went thru Europe and conquered it before entering Russia.)
Napoleon: Hol up my bois I got Baguettism!
The French Army: LETS SHOVE THE BAGUETTES INTO EUROPE'S ERSE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE!
baguettism by CummingBoi December 16, 2017

baghetto 

i wouldn't mess with that baghetto, it looks hard as fuck
baghetto by brooklynn420 May 3, 2011

basghetti 

The way that a child that is still learning to speak will often pronounce the word "spaghetti".
What are you eating, Timmy?

Basghetti!

Huh? You mean "spaghetti"?

Yah, that's what I said! Basghetti!
basghetti by Sahuagin November 3, 2013

Baguetting 

When french people cut a hole in the end of a baguette and insert their genitals into the hole, then insert the other end of the baguette into the females genitals
Yo ali, I was baguetting your mom last night
Baguetting by Mr.Baguette March 1, 2019