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A person who does not have funny jokes but always tries his hardest to impress his friends. He is not athletic but still challenges evryone.
“You are such a batalov, that joke wasn’t even funny.”- anyone
“Sorry, but what about this one!”-batalov
batalov by Didar Ospanaliyev April 4, 2019
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Bagal (ba-gol) - adj., v. - It was originated from the Urdu word “pagal.” First it went from “pagal” to “baagal” (baa-gal), which later turned to “Bagal”, which has finally, most recently, turned into the word agal (a-gol). When Yunus Bhayya was asked about this, he said that ‘the b got dropped’, which meant that the b was not necessary. Now, to get onto the real definition, the word bagal means (in adj. form) “bad, trash, or just not good.” For its adjective form, it can be used in a sentence by saying, “you are bagal at this.” For a verb form, the definition is, “destroying (not literally), beating very bad.” As a verb, it can be used in a sentence by saying, “I am bagalling on this person in the game.”
“I am bagalling on this person in the game.” “you are bagal at this.”
Bagal by Da-Nile March 27, 2020

Donk Bangaloo 

Pronounced; (D-o-nk) (B-An-g-a-loo)

Used when something isn't going your way, or something terrible is happening, it can also be used in short form as Bangaloo
"Aw Donk Bangaloo, I just stubbed my toe"

"Son of a Bangaloo, I just spilt my drink"
Donk Bangaloo by XyloBro February 19, 2021

Deuce Bigalow 

An Outdoor Shit that steams in the winter and starts fires during the summer.
Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"

Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"
Deuce Bigalow by High Hiter April 19, 2018

Jacob Batalon 

He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?
Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?

Students: Jacob batalon

Teacher: correct!
Jacob Batalon by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018
Wide Open, With Ferocity, To attack or act upon with force and quickness, Merciless,
Our squad leader made us go full bagallion on the enemy combatants.
Bagallion by Gunsling3r733 June 6, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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