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Bag sweat 

Sweat that has accumulated on the testicles; usually after a workout, intense sports practice, or a round of vigorous masturbation.
🅱️Rian: "aw sick bro. why's your hand all moist?"

Chad: "AYO I DAPPED YOU UP WITH MY BAG SWEAT. THAT'S FOR BUSTING A LOAD IN MY GYM SOCK LAST WEEK."
Bag sweat by Suckmytoes_77 July 4, 2021
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Alaskan sweat bag 

When you and your gf go hiking in the woods alone. When you get tired and take a rest you become horny and you and your partner get nude at this time you take your sack and stretch over her eyes and fart in her mouth. While this is happening the sweat off of your ass and balls drips all over her face creating the Alaskan sweat bag.
Bro me and my gf went hiking and I gave her the best Alaskan sweat bag I've ever seen.
Alaskan sweat bag by Butthut May 27, 2016

alaskan sweat bag 

Hiking through the Alaskan wilderness and when you begin to get tired and get extremely horny and your partner and yourself get naked and you stretch you sack over his or hers face and fart in their mouth. At the same time since you have been hiking your sweat is dripping on his or hers face
Bro yesterday me and my gf went hiking and I gave her a Alaskan sweat bag it was amazing.
alaskan sweat bag by Butthut May 27, 2016

Sweat Tea Bag

the act of sugaring up your ballsac then tea bagging an individual
That bitch wanted some sugar, so I sweat tea bagged that ho.
Sweat Tea Bag by WhiteKnight12 February 22, 2009

don't sweat the bag

She's never going to know.... don't sweat the bag...
don't sweat the bag by LadyTnT October 26, 2017

Bag Sweater 

Man it's a real bag sweater out there.
Bag Sweater by Bbo1234 June 29, 2018

Bag of sweaty dicks 

A term used to describe something disgusting, unhealthy, boring, slow, or unnecessary. Something generally undesirable.
"My old car was just a bag of sweaty dicks"
"This party smells like a bag of sweaty dicks"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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