Half Shit My Pants

An event that is between a wet fart and full blown shitting yourself. Poo was contained between your buttocks and you were able to make it to a restroom to finish and cleanup.
I half shit my pants today, but I was able to make it to the bathroom.
by Bbo1234 November 02, 2022
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Bag Sweater

Man it's a real bag sweater out there.
by Bbo1234 June 29, 2018
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