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Bag of Douches 

Matthew, the stud muffin, is a BAG OF DOUCHES!
Bag of Douches by MaryMack March 14, 2010
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Bag of Douches 

A group of guys who act likes feminine butt monkeys. Their lack of decency is astounding. Alone they would be considered a douche bag but collectively they are know as a bag of douches.
While waiting in line to order lunch at Burger King, a Bag of Douches wearing jeans down to with knees and hats on backwards cut in line and was trying to flirt with the checker.
Bag of Douches by kingjofus January 10, 2013

industrial sized bag of douche 

adjective

1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"

2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.

3. Used as a diss
my brother is such an industrial sized bag of douche

Plastic Bag of Douche

An extremely asshole-like person, or very annoying item...
"John kicked me in the leg, what a plastic bag of douche."

bag of douche 

A clever way of saying douche bag that is commonly used by the comedian Dane Cook. This is much funnier and you will impress your friends with your new slang.
You would say: Karren is a major douche bag.
Dane Cook would say: That Karren is a big bag of douche.
bag of douche by Nick 6111 May 17, 2006

industrial sized bag of douche 

adjective

instead of calling someone just being a plain ol' bag of douche OR douche bag, they kick it up a notch by large sizing it.

You call someone this when they are of annoyance to you, or just plain retarded in general.

see also: douche bag, industrial

synonym(s): lame, stupid, moron
Kari: You know Mary? I can't believe what a big douche bag she has been since she's been dating Darby!

Alex: no no! she's being an industrial sized bag of douche!!

Kari: ooh!

bag of douche 

A clever way to call someone a douche bag.
Guy 1: Dude that guy is a douche bag.
Guy 2: No better yet he is a bag of douche.
bag of douche by The Aud Man April 26, 2006
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