Bafanated 

A stupid imbecile

Aimee: does something stupid

Terri: your so bafanated

Bafanated by Nashmia Wahid Allen March 9, 2020

Baconated

When one is completely overwhelmed and overcome in all senses, as to leave one in a zombie-like state, thanks to, in particular, a Wendy's Baconator, but essentially any other form of bacon, one is said to have been 'baconated'.

Holy shit! Jim just ate that whole Baconator in two minutes! Just look at him now; he cannot move, speak, and likely cannot even think! He's so totally baconated.

Baconated by Francis de la Bacon July 23, 2010

bakalated 

when one of the Baka besties violates you or surrounds you in an intimating or maybe even aggressive way. For example, let’s say a couple break up and the guy was a baka bestie. There for, you best bet you will get bakalated by the Bakas.

oh dear heavens, Owen and walker are walking over here, girl you are about to get bakalated...

bakalated by who.am.i.123 January 24, 2022

Baconated

To have ones skin burned in such a way to resemble bacon, or David Dickinson.

Similar to sun burn, but the man version, so incomprehensibly painful.

Sources of baconation include -

The sun
Sun beds, which chavs use
high dose radiation (its not fun)
general tomfoolery

Despite putting tonnes of sun cream on, liberally at the beach in a vain effort to show of my GUNS... I got totally baconated, still I put on a good show. Worth it.

Baconated by bc0r August 22, 2014

Beefanated 

A process that happens when you meet Bethany dinicola also known as beefy

You have been beefanated

Beefanated by Beefy1992 February 9, 2020

Bananageddon 

Bananageddon is what happens when banana crops are threatened or wiped out, driving up the price of bananas significantly and decreasing the banana smoothie/bread happiness quota in the world. This could be as a result of floods, cyclones or the disease that is plaguing a good portion of the world's crops.

Cyclone Yeti has wiped out most of far north Queensland's banana crops. Bananageddon is near!

Bananas are $25 a kilo? Bananageddon is on!

Bananageddon by missnae February 23, 2011

bakalated 

when the baka besties surround you and you have no way out

oh no all the bakas are getting up she’s about to get bakalated

bakalated by guess_who# January 24, 2022