To have ones skin burned in such a way to resemble
bacon, or David Dickinson.
Similar to sun burn, but the
man version, so incomprehensibly painful.
Sources of baconation include -
The sun
Sun beds, which chavs use
high dose radiation (its not fun)
general tomfoolery
Despite putting tonnes of
sun cream on, liberally at the
beach in a vain effort to show of my GUNS... I
got totally baconated, still I put on a good show. Worth it.