Baekon

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An intentional mispelling of bacon used to describe bacon that looks too good to eat.

Mom: Ey son, come eat yo bacon.
Son: Damn! That’s some Baekon right there. Alright now where the forks at imma eat now.

Baekon by Bertushka620 September 11, 2023

Words you can keep

Bakon

"Busting All Kinds Of Nuts"
Sleeping with the same person multiple time, or having sex with different partners.

A guy bragging to a friend would say:
"Bruh I be bakon" (busting all kinds of nuts) the friend would respond "bruh you ain't getting none"

Bakon by MkUltra December 29, 2014

Related Words

Baekon • Backons • Bakon • Baecon • backonine • Baemonia • bekon • brekon • Baeconator • BaeFong

Barkony

A place where dogs go to bark, very similar to a balcony.

Hank, the Great Dane, is too big to be inside, so he steps out onto the barkony.

Barkony by HAAAAANK September 7, 2009

Baecon

Bacon that is bae

Bro #1: Hey are you bringing that girl home tonight?
Bro #2: Nah man, I have a pack of baecon waiting for me back home.

Baecon by liizzy November 9, 2014

brekon

In Dutch it means "to break." He is kind hearted but strong headed. He loves his momma and is family oriented. He will love you completely but can break you into pieces. Can also be known for causing trouble with friends.

I Reckin' Brekon!

brekon by the total truth February 3, 2010

backonine

A word frequently used by idiots in the NOC to inform clients that their server is up and running.

After M. Ali finished his nightly workout of humping Chung, he informed the client that his server "no come back onine and needs inveatigaton"

backonine by GT slam March 2, 2004

Baeonce

A hooker who's always singing for men, such as boyfriends.
She's somehow friends with Shitkira.
Her best song is Gaylo.

Baeonce loves men more than Shitkira.

Baeonce by gregben May 29, 2023

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026