Baekon

An intentional mispelling of bacon used to describe bacon that looks too good to eat.

Mom: Ey son, come eat yo bacon.
Son: Damn! That’s some Baekon right there. Alright now where the forks at imma eat now.

by Bertushka620 September 11, 2023

Bakon

"Busting All Kinds Of Nuts"
Sleeping with the same person multiple time, or having sex with different partners.

A guy bragging to a friend would say:
"Bruh I be bakon" (busting all kinds of nuts) the friend would respond "bruh you ain't getting none"

by MkUltra December 29, 2014

Barkony

A place where dogs go to bark, very similar to a balcony.

Hank, the Great Dane, is too big to be inside, so he steps out onto the barkony.

by HAAAAANK September 7, 2009

Baecon

Bacon that is bae

Bro #1: Hey are you bringing that girl home tonight?
Bro #2: Nah man, I have a pack of baecon waiting for me back home.

by liizzy November 9, 2014

brekon

In Dutch it means "to break." He is kind hearted but strong headed. He loves his momma and is family oriented. He will love you completely but can break you into pieces. Can also be known for causing trouble with friends.

I Reckin' Brekon!

by the total truth February 3, 2010

backonine

A word frequently used by idiots in the NOC to inform clients that their server is up and running.

After M. Ali finished his nightly workout of humping Chung, he informed the client that his server "no come back onine and needs inveatigaton"

by GT slam March 2, 2004

Baeonce

A hooker who's always singing for men, such as boyfriends.
She's somehow friends with Shitkira.
Her best song is Gaylo.

Baeonce loves men more than Shitkira.

by gregben May 29, 2023