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A hooker who's always singing for men, such as boyfriends.
She's somehow friends with Shitkira.
Her best song is Gaylo.
Baeonce loves men more than Shitkira.
Baeonce by gregben May 29, 2023
Words you can keep
Your byeonce is a your soon-to-be-ex husband or wife. If you are going to get divorced but are not yet divorced, you have a byeonce.
My byeonce just called and told me we have a meeting with the divorce attorneys on Tuesday.
byeonce by MC Milkdud September 13, 2019
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baeyoncé 

A person who is somewhere in-between being bae and a fiancé. A proposal is imminent but has not yet occurred.
"Who's that hanging around Kayla?"
"That's her baeyoncé. They been dating for years."
baeyoncé by livefromthedirty September 23, 2016
Someone with bipolar tendicies and is like, a tooootal bitch. She's on a perma-period and always threatens people when it would take a slight th breeze to knock her down. When she gets mad, it sounds like a chihuahua. Always barking and yelling, but as soon as you make a move they'll back off and whimper
Omg she's acting like such a Beonce
beonce by ThatOneFaggot27 December 16, 2017
A girl who is a rude person, but good looking, and gets all the boys but can’t keep one for long. Move from boy to boy.
Beonce is a non attacking girl.
beonce by BobyniggeR December 16, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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