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Beholegranated

Does the money need to be beholegranated in any way?
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pronounced "bay-hoe," it is a knob, a tosser, but more formally a bi-sexual prostitute.
We were going to invite Steve into our fantasy football league, but everyone said he was a baehoe. Screw that guy.
baehoe by S. Brosius September 16, 2010
A banhole (ban + asshole) is a person (especially admins) that bans people from chat rooms or game servers for no reason whatsoever. Mostly you'll see banholes banning people at least every ten minutes.
Console: ||PERSON-A got permanently banned from the server by ||-=BNH=-Banhole
PERSON-A: WTF? I didn't do anything except playing the game...
*PERSON-A kicked from the server*
Person B: WTF?? Why are you kicking/banning people for no reason??? He didn't cheat or something!
Console: ||Person B got permanently banned from the server by ||-=BNH=-Banhole
*Person B* kicked from the server*
Banhole by DekoMan91 February 27, 2011
When you’re piss loaded drunk you make no sense half the damn time when you talk. when your about to call someone a asshole but you wanna be polite. butthole Also once used it for my cats name
1. Hey Bahole! I got a fucking problem with you.

2.So this little fuck and I got into a tilly at the bar and he stuck his finger up my Bahole!
Bahole by Offended yet November 6, 2019
A person named Baz that is functioning at least two levels above his competence. Marked by definable traits of Napoleonic Complex. A real bastard who attains joy in berating the efforts of more competent people who are not as high up the corporate ladder as him.
That guy who demanded that we get the tests completed by 4 PM Thursday was a real Bazhole.
Bazhole by SSGPat March 19, 2008
this one guy i know, he's pretty cool.
hey, it's Barhole
Barhole by John Doe March 10, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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