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Whenever you mention a headache or a bad mood, there are those who will flock towards you with attention and worry. It comes from a good place but often makes it worse. This phenomenon is called Badvil.
Gertrude: Dude I've got a sore throat rn
Christodore: Are you okay? What caused it?
Gertrude: Talking hurts.
Christodore: Yeah but what caused it?
Gertrude: (((Fucking Badvil)))
Badvil by Cosmic Clockwork November 3, 2020
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Pagan Badwill 

Pagan Badwill by MissPriss9 April 19, 2018
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Definition of badpill ~ noun: badpill

A small round mass of solid medicine to be swallowed whole. Often present as a tablet, capsule, caplet, cap, gelcap, pellet, lozenge or bolus. A badpill causes more harm than benefit, in some cases life-long addiction and organ damage/failure.
Effexor while effective comes w/ outsized risk. While not a **badpill** it continues to be of concern; therefore, better options should be preferred IMO such as Lexapro
Badpill by Badpill July 14, 2018
Goodwill's counterpart, except you have to pay heavy prices for terrible items, and the employees treat you like absolute garbage.

Often has their parking used for preemptive gang shootouts.
"Yo this fella deadass ate my last instant noodle ramen. I told him to meet me in the Badwill parking lot. It's gonna be ON SIGHT"
badwill by Roboticized April 22, 2020
advice which sucks or which causes you to suspect the giver is an idiot
telling somebody to fix the electrical socket by sticking a fork in it is badvice

not to be confused with madvice, which causes you to suspect the giver is clinically insane or sadvice, which causes you to suspect the giver is clinically depressed
badvice by Anthony Sheppard October 9, 2008

Bayville 

A shitty town in New Jersey that’s known for pretty much nothing at all. Most of the people living here are locals to the beaches in seaside and lavallette. It’s basically the boring irrelevant jersey shore. 4 elementary schools and that’s where all the young kids become fucking thots. Then after that you go to central! Central regional is our local high school and there is nothing to do there because it’s in the middle of nowhere. You can go to quickchek but that’s hella far if u don’t drive. Basically, it’s the shittiest town with nothing to do and all fake people and fucking whores.
Damn, that bitch from Bayville?
Yeah. She a whore.

badillion 

A very large number. Some think it is equal to 1 dabillion to the dabillionth power. Also equal to the highest number you can think of +1. The desired sum within your bank account. Not to be confused with 1 bajillion, which is obviously made up.
How many friends do you have?
Like, a badillion, I think.
No way.
badillion by jtommyh April 23, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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